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Joke of the Day

"My sons joke - if you've a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in the other hand. What have you got? A big cricket."

"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."

"FREE HOROSCOPE: You look terrible today. Avoid stuff and people. Don't buy a Kindle. Also, brush your teeth more often."

"Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns?"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill."

"So a man buying stolen goods gets caught, and is given one phone call, who does he call? His de-fence attorney!"

"What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol"

"I just saw a ""The Flash"" porn parody... ...the movie lasted one second."

"I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake."

"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."