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Joke of the Day

"I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake."

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"Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself."
"What do you call.... nuts on the wall? Walnuts. nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. nuts on your chin? Chinnuts? No! A dick in your mouth."
"Your mommas so fat When she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody."
"Money doesnt grow on trees? So then why do banks have branches?"
"It must suck to be creative in Boston... Because everyone tells you how ""ah-tistic"" you ah."
"Some guy just stole my wallet. He's now the poorest man in town."
"Americans may not get this... Healthcare"
"Why do lesbians hate Nutella? Because it's not nut-free"
"Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day."