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Joke of the Day

"How many immigrants. Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!"

"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."

"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."

"David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut."

"A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: ""Two Wongs don't make a white."""

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"

"What's the difference between a boomerang and a train filled with Jews? The boomerang comes back."

"My Girlfriend told me that if I bought her any more stupid gifts, she would burn it! So I bought her a candle!"

"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote."

"Have you heard that China's panda project is disastrously failing? All of the pandas are dying of pneumonia. It's causing pandaneumonium."