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Joke of the Day
"What's the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories =D"
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"Thou shalt not commit adulthood"
"What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common? They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five."
"Viagra won't make you James Bond.. ..but it will make you Roger Moore."
"What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime."
"If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion? Embolism."
"Have you seen the clown that hides from ugly people? I thought not..."
"Whenever someone says they hate cats and they're all shitty and snobby about it, I'm like, ""Weird cuz you behave JUST like one."""
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *Nein*"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. Ba dum tschhh"