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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the clown that hides from ugly people? I thought not..."
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"Someone stole my mood ring. I really don't know how I feel about this."
"I feel more shame when someone glances at my computer or phone and catches me looking at Facebook, than I would if it were porn."
"I got a case of beer for my wife! It was a good trade!"
"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."
"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."
"What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet."
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"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."
"What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends."