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Joke of the Day

"If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion? Embolism."

"What do i have in Common with neutrinos? We're both constantly penetrating your Mom."

"Roses are reddish... Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish"

"[JAIL VISITATION] WIFE: I got u a cake ME: U know I don't like sugar W: U need a BREAK, OUT of ur diet M: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle"

"Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention"

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

"Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers."

"""What did Fifty Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?"" ""GEE, YOU KNIT!?!?"""

"Well, it's ""Fat Tuesday."" But for a lot of America that just means ""Tuesday."""

"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"