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Joke of the Day

"Child actors cry so realistically because their parents have given them a bottomless well of sadness to draw from. And... ACTION!"

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"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"
"Where do cotton balls come from? Male cotton plants"
"What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection? I can maintain polite conversation."
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"I saw a funny post on 9GAG but then I realized I had already Reddit."
"Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building."
"My neighbour was about to lose his house. So i decided to organise a neighbourhood wide charity orgy to help him. It was truly awe inspiring to see the whole neighbourhood come together like that."
"Do not use ""Whoomp! There it is!"" unless it actually is there."
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