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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there!"

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"A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated."
"Golfer: ""I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."" Caddy: ""I doubt you could keep your head down that long."""
"Did you know the government can drug test our water supply?! That's why I never piss near a toilet. Instead - I piss on your mom. Shes by the trash.... (not the toilet)"
"Me: Why are you in such a bad mood? 5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly."
"Why does Bob Ross hide his wife's razor? So she always has a happy little bush!"
"Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Because his mother ""panda'd"" to his every whim!"
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."
"A man walks into a bar It hurt"
"Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? A: My pop is bigger than your pop."