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"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"
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"Why Kobe's Still Married Kobe: What do you want for your birthday this year? Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring."
"What do you call a gay hipster? A douchefag."
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