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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A: A chairy."
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"why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!"
"Rules are like a penis You can bend it as much as you want, but if you break it, you're fucked."
"I'm a terrorist because i killed the joke"
"What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor? You stop laughing and shoot him again."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"Never lie! Said Mommy to little Timmy and handed him over to Santa."
"[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over"
"Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug"