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Joke of the Day
"Static cling is just physics showing us how much it loves us."
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"Cashier: how old r u? Me:*holding beer nervously* uuh 21 Cashier:*shaking his head sadly as he pulls Trix out of my cart* Trix are for kids."
"So I realized I have all these great stories, but far too few end with ""And then I fucked her...."" So anyways I was babysitting my little sister last night...."
"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."
"I have a MASSIVE heroine problem... I'm addicted to fat women who save my life."
"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."
"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."
"SOCIAL MEDIA GROUPS For how small springfield is, it has a lot of social media groups... Which one do you like/hate? 217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild"
"When my Dad passes, I will get a tattoo of him looking down at me from Heaven, disapproving of me getting a tattoo to commemorate him."
"True story: 5 year old me was asked by a backhoe operator, ""Hey Buddy, you wanna drive one of these when you grow up?"" ""No, my Dad wants me to go to college"""