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Joke of the Day
"What do mermaids wear to math class? An algae-bra!"
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"Death is like a chance to fuck in high school or college If you find out how it was close - you will be surprised."
"Having a crush is weird bc one minute you're a normal person and then out of nowhere you're like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie"
"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"
"Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur."
"When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish."
"As Newton once said, ""For every male action, there is a female over-reaction""."
"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"
"I think i just wrote a joke out of my pathetic love life while fixing supper and here it goes. What does a bachelor eat the most? Balonely sandwiches."