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Joke of the Day
"What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy? ""Make me one with everything."""
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"What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"
"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"
"How is 'crazy' like a freshly baked pie? You have to let it cool off before you put your dick in it."
"Why did Medusa have to take sexual harassment training? Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people."
"How does a SQL expert get a date? getDate() ^(I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)"
"The fireworks have been over for hours but Rex is still barking, which is weird because he's 12 years old and not a dog. Weird little kid."
"Kid sounds like the turtle from Finding Nemo http://youtu.be/3yDeag-HzuE"
"Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour."
"You know what's messed up to find at the bottom of a jar of mayonnaise? A condom. haha"