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Joke of the Day

"Am I the only one who feels bad breaking a family of bananas in half? This is how sensitive and crazy I am."

"If I could pick one famous person, living or dead, to spend a day with, I'd pick Kim Kardashian,,and choose dead."

"Q: How do French poodles greet each other? A: Bone-jour."

"Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be."

"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand And says, ""make me one with everything"""

"Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car."

"What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !"

"Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters... ... they are into people before it's cool."

"Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay."

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."