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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do French poodles greet each other? A: Bone-jour."
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"I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem."
"My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea why she wanted me to put vodka in cider."
"My work ethic could best be described as ""procrastinate as much as possible then frantically scream OH FUCK right before the deadline."""
"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"
"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."
"New children's book I'm working on: ""Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak""."
"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"