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Joke of the Day
"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"
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"*Murderer points a gun at me* ""You wanna die today"" Me: ""Yeah kinda"" Murderer: *lowers gun* damn, you wanna talk about it?"
"What language do teapots speak? Teabrew."
"What do black people get when they die? Nigger Mortis"
"Q: What did the lightbulb say to its mother? A: I wuv you watts and watts."
"Did you hear about the arms dealer who's giving away M18 Claymores with every purchase? Oh, I'm gonna get mines."
"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer"""
"What is Bruce Lee's Favourite Drink? WOTAHHHHHH"