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Joke of the Day
"Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able."
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"*drops off box to Salvation Army* ""Sir, why is this box marked W I F E?"" *peels out*"
"*cashier stares at obviously fake ID* you sure you're 3? *dog panics and runs out of the store barking*"
"What do you call a caffeinated beverage that lasts forever? Infini-tea."
"""OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!Damn these thin walls. Don't know if my neighbors are having sex, praying or having a coronary."
"Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist because everyone wanted ""no strings attatched"""
"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"I'll never know if those cookies will give me super powers or not unless I eat some."
"When you think about it, Steve Irwin died the same way he lived his life. With animals in his heart."
"I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal... It really was a waste of time. (Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)"