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Joke of the Day

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload."

"Ebay is way to hard to use I searched for lighters, and all I got was 71,274 matches."

"Why shouldn't you make jokes about dwarves giving fellatio? It's a bit of a low blow..."

"Why did Little Miss Muffet have GPS on her Tuffet? To keep her from losing her whey."

"A duck walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""why is there a duck in my bar?"""

"What do they call a whore's fart? A Prosti-Toot"

"Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa."

"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""

"Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."