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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a turtle beats a rabbit in a race? Aesop story."
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"I got the most classic, timeless Christmas present this year A broken watch"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt"
"Knock, knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget!"
"One guy says to another Guy 1: Dude one time I stuck my dick in a brownie Guy 2: Bro that's just wrong Guy 1: Yeah, I know. You can do time for statutory."
"I found a cure for my debilitating cancer. I dumped her and started to see a capricorn instead."
"Yeah, Lisa ""Left Eye"" died in a car accident... Apparently, she was hanging out of the passenger side of her best friends ride."
"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"
"I'm a victim of child abuse Some kid in the park called me ugly"
"How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light."