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Joke of the Day
"Never serve bad food at a bris Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip"
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"[eulogy] ""Before we get started I'd like to ask Jenny, Dawn, Rachel, the deceased's 2 sons and the entire front row to put down your phones"""
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"I poked my eye out .("
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"Interviewer : What are your expectations? Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary"
"Dear funny, I picked up the wrong sandwich at Subway Oops, wrong sub!"
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"William joined the army... He rather disliked the phrase ""fire at will."""