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Joke of the Day

"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one should be that happy."

"""The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture"" -TV"

"What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off."

"When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?"

"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."

"What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him? Wop"

"Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family"

"whats the best part about sleeping with twenty-seven year olds? There are twenty of them"

"It feels like every time I look at the time it's 9:11 I hope this doesn't get me on a watch list."

"There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory. Things are much calmer now."