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Joke of the Day

"People should be able to spell arbitrary however the hell they want to."

"What do you call a fish without any eyes? A fsh"

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!"

"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"

"Sausage jokes are bad... But German sausage jokes are the wurst"

"Instead of saying you lost your eyesight due to an explosion while you were making meth, just tell people that you were blinded by science."

"What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding nun."

"I called my boss this morning and told him i was sick. ""Just how sick are you?"" he said. ""well im in bed with my little sister, is that sick enough"""

"What do you call a fire on the beach? Bernie Sanders"