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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in winter? You follow the Fresh Prince"

"I was riding my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius, that would have gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."

"What do being in the mafia and cunnilingus have in common... One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!"

"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."

"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"

"I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction"

"I'm no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom floor, you're pulling your tampons out way too fast."

"According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues."

"What are french journalists good at catching? Bullets."

"Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple? Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)"