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Joke of the Day
"I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her."
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"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3x while carrying me to the car!"
"I think my new dog thinks he is a blacksmith As soon as I took him inside he made a bolt for the door"
"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."
"The only good thing about being an alcoholic is that no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere."
"How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave? There's Starbucks next to the headstone."
"""Please refrain, Angry God, from using the Newspaper of Doom"" the Spider King cries as he orders another sacrifice into your sleeping mouth"
"A horse trots into a bar, trips, and falls"
"Donald Trump isn't the candidate the Republicans need, he's the candidate they deserve. (as punishment for all the stuff they've done over the last eight years)"
"How do you tell a deaf person to shut up? ""Here, hold this."""