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Joke of the Day

"My friends were disappointed that I decided to stay home after work instead of going out with them... I said, ""Yea, I'm really into resting, aren't I ? """

"I like my coffee like I like my women... hot, blonde, and with extra room for cream. :-)"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"*job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hell out"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A Rip-Off"

"Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker? Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred."

"Why are people afraid to talk to black people? Their scared they'll say something nigative"

"I Tried to Purchase Some Camouflage Clothes But I just couldn't see myself in them."

"What's the worst part about being a gay bathhouse attendant? Shitty tips."

"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"