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Joke of the Day

"LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny."

"The Discovery Channel is filming a new series about my ex-wife. It is called Deadliest Snatch"

"It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD"

"Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking? The ashes reminds them of their parents."

"Come to the Dark Side... We have Girl Scouts! ... I mean, we have Brownies! ... Dang it, I mean, we have COOKIES"

"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."

"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."

"A joke about construction... It's still needs work."

"I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts."

"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to his wife when she cheated on him? ""May divorce be with you."""