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Joke of the Day
"The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk."
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"Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel."
"Frankly auto correct, I'm getting really tired of your shirt."
"What do you call an escape artist dog? Basset Houndini"
"NEWS ANCHOR: Here's Gary with day 1 of his outdoor summer weather report. GARY: [frying an egg on the sidewalk] I quit. Back to you, John."
"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."
"I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later."
"Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag!"
"How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert"
"I just cut my mouth on a potato chip. People in third world countries are so lucky they don't have to worry about this happening to them."