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Joke of the Day
"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."
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"Use chemicals to wipe polish and no one bats an eye.. But use chemicals to wipe the Polish and everybody starts to lose their shit."
"Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones."
"Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted."
"I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years It's not like I have 2020 vision"
"If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits Does that make him a Stalingrad?"
"what type of jeans does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math"
"What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone."
"My current favorite people are atheists who are big into astrology."