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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she."
Next Joke
"What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply? Mas cow."
"Gym Joke A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls. The instructor replied,""the atm"""
"Having anal sex in the splits... A hole body stretch."
"When is a door not a door? When it's AJAR!"
"I've never met an air conditioned room I did not like."
"Scientists have invented a way to send messages to alternate universes... ... they are calling them ""parallelograms""."
"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."
"ELI5 How easy is it to get into watching NETFLIX... ...when I haven't even seen NETFL**I** - NETFL**VIII**"
"""We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy... ...but because it is cheesy."""