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Joke of the Day
"Rape jokes aren't funny. They're always forced."
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"What do you call a fat Muslim? Just Mu^~~slim~~"
"there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people."
"Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees."
"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."
"Good Cop: If you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!"
"Why wasn't the man considered attractive? The laws of gravity didn't apply to him."
"What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."
"Affirmation or irony? Yes."