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Joke of the Day
"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"
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"Girl to boy. Girl: What's up ? Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it ?"
"So an Irishman walks into a pub... What else is new?"
"No Brett, I didn't even read that email. I'm not speaking to you because I overheard your Starbucks order this morning."
"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."
"just unrolled my burrito & now I'm having pizza"
"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"
"My negotiating strategy is to make a skeptical face for one second then pay what the other person asked."
"Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper."
"Did you hear about the leper whose wife died in a tragic car accident? He fell to pieces."