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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's fucking dead."
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"Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff."
"What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession? Forgive me Father, for i have wind."
"Did you hear the joke about the Dutch speaking farmer? Nevermind. It doesn't transplant well."
"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."
"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"
"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well you have to remember that everything is energy so..."
"Why did the blonde start rubbing toothpaste on her vagina? She heard it helps reduce cavities."
"The other giraffes watched and giggled as Herbert got to button number 87 on his dress shirt before they told him he started one button off."
"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"