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Joke of the Day

"I figured it out. Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time."

"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."

"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"

"What do you call an airplane that has sex with both men and women? A biplane."

"What's the difference between the IRS and a baby? It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up."

"If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing Sunday wrong."

"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."

"#rubbishjokes I don't like Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves."

"You know you have no attention span when you require a mental break while typing 140 characters."

"What did you call beef that didn't make the cut a miSTEAK"