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Joke of the Day
"Adam and Eve Did you know Eve was the first carpenter? She made Adam's banana stand."
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"Excited for Tuesday. Inception is releasing a DVD, inside of a Bluray, inside of a digital copy, inside of a dream, inside of BestBuy."
"she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza"
"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."
"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."
"Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late."
"I need to get off my high horse. He's certainly in no condition to take me anywhere right now. Get yourself together, junkie."
"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."
"Why did Hitler fail math? He couldn't reach the final solution."
"Went to the moon for dinner last night Good food No atmosphere"