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Joke of the Day
"I had abstinence-only sex education when I was in high school. It was called Dungeons and Dragons."
Next Joke
"A little boy says, Dad,....... A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar... everybody leaves."
"American light beer is like two people making love in a canoe... fucking close to water"
"Why was Hitler born on 4/20? His mom wanted him to blaze it"
"You must have been born on a highway... ...because that's where most accidents happen. Thanks random kid on CS:GO."
"My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came."
"What do you call a horny dog??? Nothing. So he doesn't come..."
"He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying."
"What do you call a blonde geek with cancer? A dumb terminal"