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Joke of the Day

"apparently, Twilight is ""so popular"" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire."

"What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute? i'm serious... help."

"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it."

"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"

"What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth"

"My wife got really angry when I spent a lot of money on a make-your-own perfume kit ...but it made scents to me"

"Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry? They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like."

"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"