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Joke of the Day

"Cops are raiding Justin Bieber's house looking for eggs. Seriously. Eggs. I can't make this shit up. This is why other countries hate us."

"Fidel Castro's Favorite Pickup Line Girl, I'm no Kennedy or Khrushchev, but I can show you a Cuban Missile Crisis"

"""I can't begin to tell y-"" ""Good."""

"When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant They are just checking their pee-mail."

"I bet you that Michael J. Fox was just shaking in anticipation for this day."

"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"

"What do you call a dinosaur prisoner that drops the soap during shower time? Buttholeissaurus-wreckt"

"I usually don't tell blondes jokes But when I do I have a 60% more chance to sleep with them."

"So my dad was at the hardware store and asked if I needed anything. I said I was hungry and he said... ""Sure I'll get you some nuts ;)"""

"For some reason, the Disney movie ""101 Dalmatians"" was much more popular than it's sequel ""Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."""