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Joke of the Day
"Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, ""movies of Gary Oldman."""
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"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"
"My good friend died having sex I guess you could say he came and went at the same time."
"So I started up my PC today and all the work on my thesis was gone Who let the .docx out?"
"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."
"Kiefer Sutherland is filming next season of '24' in Magaluf. The main villain will be an 18 year old blowing 24 victims up."
"Elevator jokes are pretty funny They work on so many levels"
"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee, tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of a donkey."
"A clearly exhausted Pao walks into a pub and orders a drink.... The bartender asks ""long day?"" ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" Pao replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."