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Joke of the Day

"A clearly exhausted Pao walks into a pub and orders a drink.... The bartender asks ""long day?"" ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" Pao replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."

"What did terrorist say to my friend Jack? Hi Jack!"

"they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away... But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!"

"You've heard about the Ferguson situation, right? The issues raised aren't exactly black or white."

"Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box."

"sperm is like olives you need to learn to eat it"

"Guys, share your most ridiculous ideas Successful women"

"What do you call a slutty fisherman/woman? A hooker."

"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."

"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"