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Joke of the Day

"Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links? Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes."

"What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome"

"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"

"What's the difference between an apple an a dead baby? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"I gave my girlfriend a picture of me for her birthday It was a gif."

"Your face. There's a bat for that."

"Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot? Jurassic times call for Jurassic Measures."

"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."

"If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes."