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Joke of the Day

"Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links? Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes."

"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"

"When it's ""buy one, get one free,"" I have them put the free one in a separate bag so I don't get them mixed up."

"What has long ears hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny."

"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"

"Twitter. Where people you don't know are better friends than your real friends."

"What's funny about majorities? Most things."

"www.conjunctivitis.com ...that's a site for sore eyes."

"shops have changed so much. In my day you could go in with a pound and get a bag of crisp and a magazazine now days they have cameras"

"Tom Cruise has signed on for Mission Impossible V. His impossible mission is trying not to show up on everyone's gaydar."