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Joke of the Day

"If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes."

"Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn, playing with her puddin' Oops. I thought I was searching redtube. Sorry 'bout that."

"Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock."

"I'm gonna strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that's where I'm gonna live."

"How many people with ADHD does it take to change a - oh look, tree!"

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA!"

"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."

"What did transferred epithet tell hyperbole? Calm your tits, bro"

"What does a pirate's beard feel like? Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)"

"Based on pick up truck commercials, I really should be getting into the crumbled rock industry."