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Joke of the Day
"I've got a sense of deja vu It seems like last year was only yesterday."
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"A nurse goes to sign a discharge form and pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket. 'Oh great, some arsehole's got my pen.'"
"The student asked his sensei: ""Why do you fight using only your feet?"" Oh, y'know. For kicks."
"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."
"What did the Nazi interrogater say to the clock that would only tick? ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""
"Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger."
"What's a dish best served cold? Air condish."
"What's the fastest way to ruin free pie? Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning"
"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""
"What do you call two doctors with the same career? Pair of medics."