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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to ruin free pie? Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning"
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"What did Drake Bell say to Batman? Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to."
"If you're American & I ever hear you use the word ""whilst,"" this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock."
"Some bitch just called me a crack whore... Stupid dogs, ass is the only way to go ;)"
"I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were considered an ""Act of God"" by insurance companies."
"Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'"
"What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio? Stark lighting."
"Q: What do you do with a wombat? A: You play wom with it."
"How do you stop a dog from jumping your leg? Pick it up and give it a blowjob."
"Me: I just want to sleep! Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE! Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me."