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Joke of the Day
"I have bad knees. It runs in my family. Now nobody in my family runs."
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"What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2!"
"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""
"One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next."
"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"
"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"I see your childhood joke and raise you mine: What object crashes the most? A kaleidoscope!"
"""I don't get the fuss about Ronda, I've knocked out plenty of girls"", Cosby states."