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Joke of the Day
"Is it solipsistic in here... Or is it just me?"
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"Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!"
"I broke into a shoe store and tied the laces together on all the womens shoes. Bitches be trippin."
"What would bears be without Bees Ears"
"I only make good posts when I'm drunk... Today I celebrate 5 years sober"
"go to college so you can get a job to pay for college"
"Vanish- The World's Number 1 Stain Remover' Is there a number 2 stain remover? My boxer shorts are absolutely fucked."
"What do you call someone who sells their butthole for sex? Prostatute"
"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."
"I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn't get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren't dangerous. And I knew how to surf."