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Joke of the Day
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... He's an ex-terminator."
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"Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches? He said ""uhh"" way too much."
"What do you call and eight sided dildo? A cocktopus."
"Congrats everyone! my eldest son Glandon is now 240 months old and can phsyically overpower me even when grounded"
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Each of their last big hits was the wall."
"What do you call water that hasn't been changed? Still, water."
"If you are skydiving and your parachute doesn't open, don't worry You've got the rest of your life to fix it."
"Dark Humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."
"OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common? They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)"
"Why do black men cry after sex? From the pepper spray."