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Joke of the Day
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... He's an ex-terminator."
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"[lays down] Me: Feels so good to close my eyes. Brain: We should think about a fire evacuation plan."
"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for an hour... ...But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"""Mom look! It's a toy blue-tooth!""(cereal prize in Doucheberries Crunch)"
"What do deer and women have in common? The hornier, the better!"
"What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo? Well done, old Jap."
"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?"
"So I got a little drunk last night. I was out on my porch yelling ""Get off of my lawn!"" at my wife's yard gnomes."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby"