195020

Joke of the Day

"Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends? A squadratic formula, if you will."

"What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears"

"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."

"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."

"So my dog's pregnant & she's never been in contact with another dog & I'm having a lot of accusations thrown my way."

"Why do nuns never wear a bra? God supports everything."

"How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD"

"New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man. Literally."

"I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds ""by mouth"" on the prescription label."

"A 1911 and a Glock walk into a bar.. The 1911 says to the Glock: ""Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?"" The Glock says ""You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"""