132713

Joke of the Day

"A priest checks into a hotel and asks the girl on reception ""I hope porn channel is disabled"".... The girl replies with ""No. It's just the normal stuff you sick fuck""."

"soup really pisses me off so i boiled all these soup ingredients in water to destroy them ah crap"

"Therapist: When you look in the mirror, what do you see?Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree"

"What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted? Retorta"

"Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin? Alec Baldwin"

"Why did the Prostitute leave the leper colony? Business was dropping off!"

"The programmer's wife tells her husband: ""Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. if they have eggs, get a dozen."" The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread."

"TIFU Up is my horse"

"What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar."

"5yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" 4yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" CODE RED CODE RED"