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Joke of the Day

"34 of the A-Team have just launched a valiant rescue mission I heard they were just trying to save Face after their last failure, though."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."

"What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man? Why don't you try icing it"

"I was seeing a therapist for trust issues, but I had to quit going when I found out he was seeing other patients."

"Proper punctuation... Proper punctuation is the difference between ""helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse"" and ""helping your uncle jack off a horse"" It's a classic, but a good one"

"What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!"

"Why is Hitler's Favorite Animal the Cheetah? Because they are the Facist animals within existence."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."

"China and Russia are having a friendly discussion... Russia: ""I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there"" China: ""Do you want Tibet?"""

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."