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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh."
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"Yeah that chicken's free range. I just freed that shit onto my range. Some in the oven too."
"Nobody really knew that grandma had dentures until.... ...it came out during a conversation"
"I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon."
"Just honked at a red light. That doesn't work."
"What did Oprah say when she visited Harlem? ""YOU get a father, and YOU get a father, and YOU get a father! Everybody gets a father!!!"
"Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out."
"i want to create and sell action figures based around fathers. ""father figures"". First edition, ""dead beat dad"". BTW it's just an empty box."
"Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis? The man I really need a counter joke for that one"
"On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment."